Phwoaaaaaaaaaaaar, get this, down in the port today, minding my own business, a guy siddles up to me all quiet and polite - shaggy locks and weather beaten brow says he's a sea dog. He's German, it turns out. He asks if I am from Dockwalk and i say 'yes' defiantly, ready for the worst. 'I have a question for you, he whispers,' 'Go on,' say I bravely. 'How is it that I can get hold of a Dockwalk T-shirt?' he asks. 'Lord, love you', think I - as i try to remain upright and look nonchalant, 'You have to
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